Shark Invitation Wording I Need A New Mini-Me. Are You EVIL Enough?

I need a new Mini-Me. Are you EVIL enough? - shark invitation wording

I am interviewing for the position of a new "Mini-Me." Are you working hard enough?

Tell me the craziest, a diabolical than you. The best answer gets 10 points and an invitation for me in my secret volcano hideout.

Requirements - you must be able to feed the shark with a laser "Freakin 'beams on their freakin' head '." The unhappy experience can be replaced with low water, rather than by sharks.